Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Where Are The Good Reverends Now? This Crisis Needs To Play Out According To A Long Ago Established Template....

 The Cathouse Madame, The Queen Concubine, The Prime Optimus Prostitute of shameless self promotion, Gloria Steinbrenner Allredperson, has taken the mantle for the latest Cain accuser, (or mayhaps she has taken the mantle for all of them, this latest crisis was greeted with a yawn by this reporter, as Bubba XLII long ago took this issue off the table as far as I'm concerned) and if there was ever a time for the dynamic duo to sally forth, infiltrate and exercise their insatiable lust for the lighted stage, it is now. Citizen Cain needs to learn a valueable lesson, that racism can indeed set people back and the Batman and Robin of racial injustice are just the ticket to impart said lesson. 

...and yes, I would hit it, early and often....like the fist of an angry god....the fury of a thousand suns, a victorious emperor claiming his spoils...etc....

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Satan Walks Among Us...

Michelle Turner Overdrive: Herman Cain is The Devil  

Monday, October 10, 2011

What part of this sign don't people understand?

Filed under: Reading is fundamental.

I honestly don't give a damn if someone picks up after their dog or not out there, the droppings will become one with Mother Earth soon enough and are much easier to avoid than someone's blundering, out of control canine.

Friday, October 07, 2011

Why anyone listens to this guy is beyond me....

....what's worse, is why do I let this bloated fucktard annoy me?

The Greedy Rich:

Keith Olbermann, host of "Countdown" on Current TV: "Figuratively, where does it (Occupy Wall Street) go from here, do you think? Based upon your experience and what you've seen in your three trips down there."

Curses! Manpurse!  I knew it!

Michael Moore: "I think that, not only is this going to continue, these cities that you mentioned. This is what is so wonderful about this. There really isn't anything driving this other than what Wall Street has done and what those who are in charge of our economy have done. They weren't just happy enough with multi-billions, they wanted tens of hundreds of billions, maybe even trillions, so --"

Olbermann: "Kleptomania."

Moore: "They're kleptomaniacs, is what they are. They're out of control. I think there is some sort of sociopathic illness and they know what us to life in a kleptocracy.

Huh? Someone just had a mini-stroke methinks...

Where the kleptomaniacs run the show. This is going to spread. I said this last week, I said it two weeks ago when I first spoke with you. And the mainstream media was trying to pooh-pooh this, 'oh it's just a feud down there, don't worry.' Well what happened Saturday, not just here, but as you said in Boston, LA, in Chicago and elsewhere."

Moore calls on President Obama to give another speech and to call upon his Justice Department to investigate the bankers and give them a perp walk.

Fair enough, perhaps after the "Occupy Wall Street" folks have gotten their fair share of the pie from the Gordon Geckos and corporate fat cats of the world, they should pack up their guitars, harmonicas, tents and blankets, sally forth and set their sights on occupying the ultimate, tubby tabby: Michael Moore. 

Monday, October 03, 2011

Why Do People Have To Be Douchebags?

Now Obama's Hitler?? Will whoever decides who is Hitler please make up their minds? I can't keep track of my Fuhrers anymore...

I thought Bush was Hitler, now I'm confused.

Hank Junior 

Hank Williams Jr., the singer whose various videos for the hit song "All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Monday Night" has served as the intro to "Monday Night Football" for 23 seasons, compared President Barack Obama to Adolf Hitler during a Monday morning appearance on "Fox and Friends." The statement led to ESPN pulling his popular intro segment, best known to fans for its "Are you ready for some football?"

I would like to point out that everytime he came on, I would hit the mute button so I haven't heard that fucking song in 15 years, I won't miss him overmuch (at all in fact), I'm am glad he did this, maybe we can get Faith Hill on Mondays as well...but would someone tell me who mein Fuhrer is?

                                           Hank, seen here in his glory years...

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Words Exscape Me....

Just one question. Did he paint the peace symbol on on the car before or after he set it fire to it? (Only by "clicking to enlarge" is one able to glean the full effect of the wonder contained therein.)

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

The Bleedin' C of AA (The Church of Albert Arnold)...To Breathe Fire and Brimstone in Multimedia Circus, er, I Mean.. Blitz..er, Event..

Church of Gore to hold 24 hour evangelical "multimedia crusade" to convert racist 

Just to give you (the Gentle Reader) a behind the scenes glimpse of how I work things here, I first read only the headline and from said headline, form an opinion (which is what many among us do) and then read on to see if said opinion is backed up by the contents of yonder story, I feel it gives my asinine commentary a more stream of consciousness (or unconsciouness, depending upon your opinion) flow, in this case, I found I had nailed it with the evangelical angle as I read on moments later:

The environmental evangelist launches a round-the-clock initiative to raise awareness of global warming.

See? Aren't I special? Perhaps he can replace Jerry Lewis on Labor Day...

Former Vice President Al Gore is launching a multimedia blitz this week to convince skeptics that man-made climate change is causing droughts, floods, wildfires, and other disasters. The project, 24 Hours of Reality, will kick off Wednesday with the first of 24 one-hour shows, in multiple languages, to be streamed live on the Current TV website. The effort culminates with a presentation by Gore on the cable station. (Gore is the network's chairman). Will Gore win any converts this way?

I'm sure this multi-media event will feature harrowing pictures of floods, hurricanes, tsunamis, ice cream socials, the destruction of gingerbread houses, Google_Searches,  polar bears lost at sea, icesheets the size of Egypt floating aimlessly through boiling waters as the indigenous peoples stranded on said icesheets struggle for survival whilst Michelle Turner Overdrive, Mitt Romney and The Other Slick Looking Guy Whose Name Escapes Me For The Moment, orbit the ice sheet in Sarah Palin's officially sanctioned Teabagger Helicopter, pointing at them, emitting howls of derisive laughter and throwing handfuls of nuclear waste at their already disintegrating igloos, creating a diversion for the divisions of Young Republican Shock Troops dispatched to the icesheet for the express purpose of clubbing  the baby seal population into submission. An incorporeal Iron Eyes Cody will be on hand to look on in horror and secrete a singular teardrop...

Tune in to this historic clusterfuck, I mean event here. If we all work together, well, you know the rest...join me, won't you?

Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Review and Comment on The News 9/6/2011

Jimmy Hoffa Jr. Declares War on Baggers:

Teamsters President Jimmy Hoffa had some profane, combative words for Republicans while warming up the crowd for President Obama in Detroit, Michigan on Monday.

"We got to keep an eye on the battle that we face: The war on workers. And you see it everywhere, it is the Tea Party. And you know, there is only one way to beat and win that war. The one thing about working people is we like a good fight. And you know what? They've got a war, they got a war with us and there's only going to be one winner. It's going to be the workers of Michigan, and America. We're going to win that war," Jimmy Hoffa said to a heavily union crowd.

"President Obama, this is your army. We are ready to march. Let's take these son of bitches out and give America back to an America where we belong," Hoffa added.

...stirring rhetoric indeed..

A burning question:

Will Barack Obama condemn Joe Biden and Jimmy Hoffa for calling Republicans 'barbarians' and 'son of a bitches'...

Biden, whose mouth has long been a liability for Obama, was at an AFL-CIO rally when he told union members: “You are the only folks keeping the barbarians from the gates…the other side has declared war on labour’s house.”

Hoffa’s comments were much worse than Biden’s, though the vice-president’s demeanour suggests he could be a liability on the campaign trail (I’d wager there’s a campaign plan for him to be used only in “rev up the base” type events). Put together, they are embarrassing enough to require an apology from Obama.

....frankly, I wish they would all get so tangled up calling each other names and declearing war on one another that they forget about us and then maybe, just maybe, we could get out of this mess...

You know when you've lost this guy you're in trouble:

Though many stars have already signed on to support Obama’s re-election, not everyone in Hollywood is happy with the president. The latest disillusioned celeb: Robert Redford.

The actor has penned a column in the Huffington Post questioning Obama's dedication to environmental causes.

“One reason I supported President Obama is because he said we must protect clean air, water and lands. But what good is it to say the right thing unless you act on it?” Redford writes. “Since early August, three administration decisions -- on Arctic drilling, the Keystone XL pipeline and the ozone that causes smog -- have all favored dirty industry over public health and a clean environment. Like so many others, I'm beginning to wonder just where the man stands.”

I knew those recent eco- decisions would spell trouble for the parsdent, between this and the recent NASCAR snubbing I'm thinking more and more about throwing my whole hearted support behind this president...I'm getting everything I want with him, filthy air, filthy water, a bigger ozone hole, sunspots, solar flares, waterboarding, GITMO's still open, Bin Laden's dead, my guy's toast anyway so I am officially disillusioned...I know it's a bit early to be disillusioned but hey, this is America goddammit...

No new Qaddafi sightings:

Scores of Libyan army vehicles have crossed the desert frontier into Niger in what may be a dramatic, secretly negotiated bid by Muammar Qaddafi to seek refuge in a friendly African state, military sources from France and Niger told Reuters on Tuesday, amid reports that the effort to track down Qaddafi is being led by competing factions of military commanders and bounty hunters.

A convoy of between 200 and 250 vehicles was given an escort by the army of Niger, a poor and landlocked former French colony to the south of Libya. It might, according to a French military source, be joined by Qaddafi en route for neighboring Burkina Faso, which has offered him asylum, according to Reuters.

Niger Foreign Minister Mohamed Bazoum, meanwhile, said that Qaddafi was not in the convoy that crossed the border from Libya into Niger.

....try looking in Graceland....

Friday, September 02, 2011

Review and Comment on The News 9/2/2011

For the first time since 1945:


Employment growth ground to a halt in August, as sagging consumer confidence discouraged already skittish U.S. businesses from hiring, keeping pressure on the Federal Reserve to provide more monetary stimulus to aid the struggling economy.
Nonfarm payrolls were unchanged last month, the Labor Department said Friday. It was the first time since 1945 that the government has reported a net monthly job change of zero. The August payrolls report was the worst since September 2010, while nonfarm employment for June and July was revised to show 58,000 fewer jobs.

....and just when you think things can't get any worse for this parsdent, this coffin nail presents itself:

Five NASCAR Drivers Decline President Obamer's White House Invitation:

President Barack Obama will honor NASCAR champion Jimmie Johnson and the 11 other Chase drivers from last year in a White House ceremony on Wednesday – but nearly half of the 2010 playoff contenders won't be there. NASCAR said Thursday that five drivers – Greg Biffle, Kurt Busch, Carl Edwards, Kevin Harvick and Tony Stewart – will not be attending the White House visit due to "schedule conflicts."

You'd think whatever photo shoots or sponsor appearances these drivers have lined up on Wednesday afternoon – if that's indeed the reason – could be rescheduled. After all, this is the President of the United States we're talking about here. For a sport that prides itself on patriotism, having so many drivers turn down the president's invitation simply seems strange.

Johnson, Denny Hamlin, Jeff Gordon, Kyle Busch, Clint Bowyer, Jeff Burton and Matt Kenseth will attend.

...we all know that "patriotism" is code for "teabagger"...

This should endear him to his base (frankly, it endears him to me, but I am a bad person and I want to see black, billowing clouds of filth pouring into children's eye sockets and school lunches as they are led in chains to the Salt Mines of Kessel,  to be smashed into who knows what... ):

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama on Friday scrapped his administration's controversial plans to tighten smog rules, bowing to the demands of congressional Republicans and some business leaders. Obama overruled the Environmental Protection Agency — and the unanimous opinion of its independent panel of scientific advisers — and directed administrator Lisa Jackson to withdraw the proposed regulation to reduce concentrations of ground-level ozone, smog's main ingredient. The decision rests in part on reducing regulatory burdens and uncertainty for businesses at a time of rampant uncertainty about an unsteady economy.

.....Obama, polluter, in bed with massive corporations....oil pouring out of his eyes, his unlamentable duplicity couched in steaming allegory and an overwhelming patios of ennui. I don't know what that last bit meant, it just came out of me...

 The Hong Kong Dodgers?:

In an international twist in the Dodgers' ownership saga, Frank McCourt has been offered $1.2 billion to sell the team to a group indirectly financed by the government of China.

...what the fuck, why not? Chiner owns everything anyway....

Vice Fuhrer CheneyHitler: I am Darth Vader:

Talk show radio host Laura Ingraham opened her show this morning with the Darth Vader theme song to introduce former Vice-President Dick Cheney recalling the nickname given to Cheney by the left.
"I always had a soft spot for Darth Vader," said Ingraham as she began her interview, "He was the most interesting person, other than Chewbacca in the Star Wars series. . . c'mon." "I love the music and Star Wars reference," Cheney responded, "I was honored to be compared to Darth Vader."

Ingraham and Cheney then shared memories of Cheney dressing up as Darth Vader for Halloween one year at the Vice President's mansion.

....I wonder if Former RealmLeader Bush is honored to be compared to Hitler? 

No more blustery poems, trays of meats, cheeses, bottles of mead or even unguents:

Michelle Turner Overdrive seems to have fallen off the radar after her sweeping Iowa win...

Bachmann, who had spent July and August railing against the federal deficit and raising the debt ceiling, was focusing on jobs as a rival for the nomination, Jon Huntsman, was releasing his jobs blueprint.

But Bachmann's stepped-up jobs rhetoric comes as the campaign's landscape has changed since she won the Aug. 13 Iowa GOP straw poll on an outpouring from Christian and tea party conservatives.

The biggest change has been the rise of Perry, who entered the race the day of the straw poll and has since vaulted to the top of national polls.

...fucking men....

Sunday, August 28, 2011

It Was Only A Matter Of Time...(Sometimes You Just Gotta Get Pissed Off)

 The Game's Afoot!

The Race Card Has Been Played! 

Al is an oppressed minority and Climate Deniers are now...Klimate Klansmen!

Fucking asshat.

One day climate change skeptics will be seen in the same negative light as racists, or so says former Vice President Al Gore.

In his little "shared reality"...

In an interview with former advertising executive and Climate Reality Project collaborator Alex Bogusky broadcasted on UStream on Friday, Gore explained that in order for climate change alarmists to succeed, they must “win the conversation” against those who deny there is a crisis.

...fine, I concur, if you define "winning the conversation" as having an open debate, something you've been avoiding and trying to stifle for years, you fat fuck...

“I remember, again going back to my early years in the South, when the Civil Rights revolution was unfolding, there were two things that really made an impression on me,” Gore said. “My generation watched Bull Connor turning the hose on civil rights demonstrators and we went, ‘Whoa! How gross and evil is that?’ My generation asked old people, ‘Explain to me again why it is okay to discriminate against people because their skin color is different?’ And when they couldn’t really answer that question with integrity, the change really started.”

...did you forget how your vaunted pop (Albert Arnold Sr.) was inspired by Bobby Byrd's (KKK-West Virginia, Democrats both), epic filibuster  against the 1964 Civil Rights Act, or did that fact get lost in a haze of Chakra release?

The former vice president recalled how society succeeded in marginalizing racists and said climate change skeptics must be defeated in the same manner.

Sure right, to the mildly informed, anyone who disagrees with your ridiculous (and oh so argueable) treatise on the planet's climate is of a similar mentality of Klansman, John Birchers and a dizzying panoply of other dispicable opponents of racial progress, many of whom were Democrats and one of whom (I am semi-ashamed to admit) I am related to...AAAAAARGH!

Thank you. That is all.