Hmmm...I'm Not Seeing The Resemblance...

...are you? First of all, she's old enough to be his mom, secondly, she has much longer hair, she wears lipstick, completely different taste in clothing, not even a family resemblance....I'm just not seein' it...

Diane Watson:"They are spreading fear and they're trying to see that the first president who looks like me---fails."

...you be the judge...

Satan Inks Two Year Deal With Evil Empire...

Michael Vick. Property of the most vile team in the NFL.

Thank you God!

Arena III League: "We don't want him, he's bad for the sport." Jeff Lurie: "We'll take him."


PHILADELPHIA -- Michael Vick is back in the NFL. When he finally gets in a game, it might be at a new position. Looking to add a new dimension to their offense, the Philadelphia Eagles gave the disgraced quarterback a one-year deal with an option for a second year. Vick wasn't brought in to compete with five-time Pro Bowl quarterback Donovan McNabb for a starting job, but the two could end up on the field together.

It is my profoundest hope that Donovan McNabb goes down with a season ending injury, Vick gets the nod and thousands of dog loving defensive lineman, safties, linebackers and defensive coordinators with a penchant for "Buddy Ball" turn this worthless, sadistic fuck into the limpest, most battered, shell shocked piece of shit tampon bloody rag doll that ever took a snap from center.

That is all...

This Should Work....

Cloudships! Brilliant! What will they think of next? Cloud Cities?



Ships with giant funnels which travel the world's seas creating more clouds to deflect the sun's rays could help cut global warming, say scientists.

The "cloud ships" are favoured among a series of schemes aimed at altering the climate which have been weighed up by a leading think-tank.

The project, which is being worked on by rival US and UK scientists, would see 1,900 wind-powered ships ply the oceans sucking up seawater and spraying minuscule droplets of it out through tall funnels to create large white clouds.

These clouds, it is predicted, would reflect around one or two per cent of the sunlight that would otherwise warm the ocean, thereby cancelling out the greenhouse effect caused by Carbon Dioxide emissions.

Brought to you by the same mindset that wanted to coat the Arctic Ice Cap with black soot so as to halt it's expansion, because remember, back in the '70s we were all going to freeze to death. I think a land based strategy is called for as well..


Scientists prepare to combat

climate change...

My Favorite Stupid Story Of Last Year Keeps Rearing It's Ugly Head...

...or heading it's ugly rear.

Let's just police everything for C02 emissions, shall we?

Twenty milligrams; that's the average amount of carbon emissions generated from the time it took you to read the first two words of this article. Now, depending on how quickly you read, around 80, perhaps even 100 milligrams of C02 have been released. And in the several minutes it will take you to get to the end of this story, the number of milligrams of greenhouse gas emitted could be several thousand, if not more.

This may not seem like a lot: "But in aggregate, if you consider all the people visiting a web site and then all the seconds that each of them spends on it, it turns out to be a large number," says Dr. Alexander Wissner-Gross, an Environmental Fellow at Harvard University who studies the environmental impact of computing.

Wissner-Gross estimates every second someone spends browsing a simple web site generates roughly 20 milligrams of C02. Whether downloading a song, sending an email or streaming a video, almost every single activity that takes place in the virtual environment has an impact on the real one.

As millions more go online each year some researchers say the need to create a green Internet ecosystem is not only imperative but also urgent.

"It is part of the whole sustainability picture," Chris Large, head of research and development at UK-based Climate Action Group, told CNN.

"Scientists are saying to us that we have 10 years to take some serious action to avoid the most catastrophic effects of climate change so taking some sort of initiative is absolutely vital."

Ah yes, there it is! How difficult would it be to paint this doomsday scenario without the inevitable "we've got 10 years" douchebaggery?

A number of studies have highlighted the growing energy demands of computers. A 2007 report from research firm Gartner, for example, estimates the manufacturing, use and disposal of information and communications technology generates about two percent of the world's greenhouse gases -- similar to the level produced by the entire aviation industry.

Anti-virus software firm McAfee reports that the electricity needed just to transmit the trillions of spam emails sent annually equals the amount required to power over two million homes in the United States while producing the same level of greenhouse gas emissions as more than three million cars.

"Most people don't appreciate that the computer on your desk is contributing to global warming and that if its electricity comes from a coal power plant it produces as much C02 as a sports utility vehicle," said Bill St. Arnaud of Canarie, a Canada-based internet development organization.

I know an excellent place to send the Carbon Police when they're up and running...



Uncle Albert at play...click to get the full size and scope of the IMAX sized monitors.

It looks to me as though maybe the Greenies are the ones needing to be shackled:

Post from September last:

People who believe they have the greenest lifestyles can be seen as some of the main culprits behind global warming, says a team of researchers, who claim that many ideas about sustainable living are a myth.

According to the researchers, people who regularly recycle rubbish and save energy at home are also the most likely to take frequent long-haul flights abroad. The carbon emissions from such flights can swamp the green savings made at home, the researchers claim.

Think locally, act globally? Isn't that the reverse of the now legendary bumpersticker?

Stewart Barr, of Exeter University, who led the research, said: "Green living is largely something of a myth. There is this middle class environmentalism where being green is part of the desired image. But another part of the desired image is to fly off skiing twice a year...

...or flying off to Tibet or to Earth Day celebrations or Live Earth concerts to help raise consciousness levels and encourage the Great Unenlightened and Unenwashed (namely me), to cut my carbon footprint, reduce, reuse and recycle, when in reality, if I never reduce, reuse and recycle and in fact engage in serial littering, drive around the block several times in cars with under or over inflated tires, I forget which is worse, leave my lear jet idling, burn medical waste and beat sea turtles in my back yard on Fridays, my Carbon Footprint would still be smaller than these sanctimonious fucktards. So obviously there needs to be some sort of enforcement arm of the U.N. created to see to it that these people cease murdering our Mother and stay in their glass holding cells and be forced to live simply so the rest of us can simply live. Any suggestions?

Review and Comment on the News 6/22/09

The world brings the love:

SEOUL, South Korea (AP) - North Korea reminded the U.S. on Monday that it has nuclear weapons and warned it will strike back if attacked, as a U.S. destroyer continued to trail a North Korean cargo ship suspected of carrying illicit weapons.

DUBAI (Reuters) - If it were in a position to do so, Al Qaeda would use Pakistan's nuclear weapons in its fight against the United States, a top leader of the group said in remarks aired on Sunday. Pakistan has been battling al Qaeda's Taliban allies in the Swat Valley since April after their thrust into a district 100 km (60 miles) northwest of the capital raised fears the nuclear-armed country could slowly slip into militant hands.

Kim only wants to take part in Independence Day celebrations:

HONOLULU (AP) - Comforted by the U.S. military's missile defense systems, Hawaii residents doubt a North Korean missile would light up the clear island sky like fireworks on the Fourth of July.

Weren't many of the aforementioned missile defense systems that give comfort to the aforemetioned Hawaiians on the chopping block to be cut by "The One"?

But that doesn't mean the islands' laid-back beach-goers aren't worried that a long-range missile could be launched in the direction of Hawaii's emerald mountains and white sand beaches around Independence Day.

"The North Koreans are unbalanced and could try anything," said Dan Gleason while walking his Jack Russell mix dog in downtown Honolulu. "If they do hit Honolulu, I hope it's a good shot, because I don't want to go through the aftermath."

Japanese media have reported the North Koreans appear to be preparing for a long-range test near July 4. Defense Secretary Robert Gates has ordered additional protections for Hawaii in case a missile is launched over the Pacific Ocean.

Worldeater Bush:

Arizona is cooler this year, which can only mean one thing...

Global Warming is accelerating:

Meteorologists are reluctant to call a month "nice." They have their data and their science and typically do not describe the weather in such subjective terms. Except now, because the data prove it. "It's probably the best June since I've been here, and I've been here most of my life," said the National Weather Service's Valerie Meyers, who is in her late 40s. "It's been really nice."

Possibly the nicest June ever. It's that type of thing that is fun to say but hard to quantify.
Thursday, however, was the 14th consecutive day to stay below 100 degrees. That's the longest stretch of its kind in any June since 1913. Alas, all good things must come to an end. This weekend, the days will heat up. Temperatures are expected to be back in the 104-105 range by the middle of next week.



Computer simulation of what
Tucson will look like if current
trends continue...

Iranian election aftermath:

A "nuanced" approach?:

On Saturday, President Obama directly addresses the Iranian government for the first time after a day of violence in Iran:

The Iranian government must understand that the world is watching. We mourn each and every innocent life that is lost. We call on the Iranian government to stop all violent and unjust actions against its own people. The universal rights to assembly and free speech must be respected, and the United States stands with all who seek to exercise those rights. As I said in Cairo, suppressing ideas never succeeds in making them go away. The Iranian people will ultimately judge the actions of their own government. If the Iranian government seeks the respect of the international community, it must respect the dignity of its own people and govern through consent, not coercion. Martin Luther King once said - “The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.” I believe that. The international community believes that. And right now, we are bearing witness to the Iranian peoples’ belief in that truth, and we will continue to bear witness.

Not so "nuanced"...

Sarkozy condemns violence in Iran....a week ago:

Washington, 15 June (WashingtonTV)—Nicolas Sarkozy, president of France, today “condemned the violence directed at demonstrators” in Iran and called for Iran to shed “full light” on the result of the presidential election, AFP reports. In a strongly-worded released statement, Sarkozy said he “condemned the violence directed at demonstrators, the arrest of opposition members and political figures, restrictions on public liberties, freedom of expression and communication and the constraints imposed on Iranian and foreign nationals.”

Sarkozy is resting comfortably under heavy security in a Paris hospital after complaining of exhaustion from a grueling week of jumping to conclusions...

The Automotive Industry Transformed!

Welcome to our brave new world, drive carefully!



This innovative new car received
4 stars in rigorous crash tests with 11

species of insects, including

mosquitos, wasps and even

Musca Domestica, the common
house fly..

Two pioneers who helped shape the Auto
Industry for the 21 Century...

Use Those Curly Fry, Eco-Correct Light Bulbs....

....and the Chinaman gets it!

Filed under: Save The Planet, Kill Others...

Green Lightbulbs poisoning workers:

WHEN British consumers are compelled to buy energy-efficient lightbulbs from 2012, they will save up to 5m tons of carbon dioxide a year from being pumped into the atmosphere. In China, however, a heavy environmental price is being paid for the production of “green” lightbulbs in cost-cutting factories. Large numbers of Chinese workers have been poisoned by mercury, which forms part of the compact fluorescent lightbulbs. A surge in foreign demand, set off by a European Union directive making these bulbs compulsory within three years, has also led to the reopening of mercury mines that have ruined the environment.

Making the bulbs requires workers to handle mercury in either solid or liquid form because a small amount of the metal is put into each bulb to start the chemical reaction that creates light.

I can't wait to learn the sordid details that go into the making of those earthwise cloth shopping bags...between the shopping bags, i-pods, the lightbulbs, fat people and Google Searches, this planet doesn't stand a chance...pray for the earth people...just don't do it online...

Turn Off Your I-Pod Or The Polar Bear Gets It...

Filed Under:

Save The Planet, kill yourselves:

Charge your iPod, kill a polar bear?

The choice might not be quite that stark, but an energy watchdog is alarmed about the threat to the environment from the soaring electricity needs of gadgets like MP3 players, mobile phones and flat screen TVs. In a report Wednesday, the Paris-based International Energy Agency estimates new electronic gadgets will triple their energy consumption by 2030 to 1,700 terawatt hours, the equivalent of today's home electricity consumption of the United States and Japan combined. The world would have to build around 200 new nuclear power plants just to power all the TVs, iPods, PCs and other home electronics expected to be plugged in by 2030, when the global electric bill to power them will rise to $200 billion a year, the IEA said.

"This will jeopardize efforts to increase energy security and reduce the emission of greenhouse gases" blamed for global warming, the agency said.

How Do I Phrase This In A Sensitive Manner?

Nancy Pelosi is a prevaricating vaginal orifice:

ABC News’ Rick Klein reports: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was briefed on the use of “enhanced interrogation techniques” on terrorist suspect Abu Zubaydah in September 2002, according to a report prepared by the Director of National Intelligence’s office and obtained by ABC News.
The report, submitted to the Senate Intelligence Committee and other Capitol Hill officials Wednesday, appears to contradict Pelosi’s statement last month that she was never told about the use of waterboarding or other special interrogation tactics. Instead, she has said, she was told only that the Bush administration had legal opinions that would have supported the use of such techniques.

The report details a Sept. 4, 2002 meeting between intelligence officials and Pelosi, then-House intelligence committee chairman Porter Goss, and two aides. At the time, Pelosi was the top Democrat on the House intelligence committee.

The meeting is described as a “Briefing on EITs including use of EITs on Abu Zubaydah, background on authorities, and a description of particular EITs that had been employed.”
EITs stand for “enhanced interrogation techniques,” a classification of special interrogation tactics that includes waterboarding.

At the briefing, Pelosi did not formally register objections to the interrogation techniques authorized by the Bush administration. President Obama has said he considers such techniques to be "torture."

What Are They Afraid Of?

Democrats: "We don't allow your kind in here."

Report: Democrats Refuse to Allow Skeptic to Testify Alongside Gore At Congressional Hearing:

Washington, DC -- UK's Lord Christopher Monckton, a former science advisor to Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, claimed House Democrats have refused to allow him to appear alongside former Vice President Al Gore at a high profile global warming hearing on Friday April 24, 2009 at 10am in Washington. Monckton told Climate Depot that the Democrats rescinded his scheduled joint appearance at the House Energy and Commerce hearing on Friday. Monckton said he was informed that he would not be allowed to testify alongside Gore when his plane landed from England Thursday afternoon.

“The House Democrats don't want Gore humiliated, so they slammed the door of the Capitol in my face,” Monckton told Climate Depot in an exclusive interview. “They are cowards.”

According to Monckton, Rep. Joe Barton (R-Texas), Ranking Member on the Energy & Commerce Committee, had invited him to go head to head with Gore and testify at the hearing on Capitol Hill Friday. But Monckton now says that when his airplane from London landed in the U.S. on Thursday, he was informed that the former Vice-President had “chickened out” and there would be no joint appearance. Gore is scheduled to testify on Friday to the Subcommittee on Energy and the Environment's fourth day of hearings on the American Clean Energy and Security Act of 2009. The hearing will be held in 2123 Rayburn House Office Building.

I would think our Eco-sensitive, Climate Conscious Democrats would have told the Repukes to tell Lord Monckton to stay home, thus saving Gaia from having another murderous Carbon Footprint thrust upon her, perhaps Lord Monckton's flight had Earth Friendly re-usable air sickness bags, reducing the total Carbon Footprint...

On Earth Day,"The One" certainly was not in a charitable mood toward Gaia.